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I fought an asura warrior the other day, and my shins are KILLING me!
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Why can't you borrow money from a dwarf? Because they're always a little short. Ha! Get it? Ha ha! Ah, yes, I miss dwarves.
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What do you say when an asura praises you? No one knows yet. (chuckle) Right?
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Here's a funny story. Recently, one of my vassals said to me, "Your Majesty! I can't feel my legs!" And i replied, "Of course, you can't, stubby. I cut your arms off!" And I had! (laugh)
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What do you call a sylvari who's round and green? MELON-y! You know, like the name, but also the fruit? Why aren't you all laughing? The, the melon, Melony...Laugh! Of I'll kill every last one of you humorless worms!
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Were you aware that grawl have engineers? It's true. I hear one of them invented a new gadget called a "stick."
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It seems the sylvari are here to stay. As no one has nipped them in the BUD, I must assume they're all of good STALK. Maybe they'll GROW on me. (laugh) Plant puns, people, please!
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I paid a visit to Ascalon before coming here, and I'm not judging-but did shaving go out of style or what?
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At the Durmand Priory, what is an asura's best friend? A bookah.
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I hear-oh, this is a good one-I hear the mortality rate for hylek is very high. They croak every night! (laugh)
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What's the fastest way to anger a norn? Tell her you've never heard of her. Ahhh, it's funny because it's true. (laugh)
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Sylvari are certainly naive. They'll be-LEAF anything they hear! (laugh)
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What's a norn's favorite drink? The next one! (laugh) They're all drunk.
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The other night, a charr warrior told me everything he knew. It took about ten seconds.
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I was confused when a servant informed me of the dredge revolt in Shiverpeaks. As far as I'm aware, dredge have always been revolting! Get it? Ugly bugly! Hoo! (laugh) They're ugly.
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Two quaggans were walking in a cow pasture. The first turns to the second and says, "Foo." The other replies, "Cows say moo." The first looks down at his flippers and says, "No, foo. Poo." (snicker)
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I'm so disappointed that the dwarves have disappeared. I had so many good jokes about short things. And beards.
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I wanted a sylvari court musician for a while, but I gave up on the idea. I'm told their music is too SAP-py! It's really wasted on you.